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The Absurdity Bureau

Department of Harmonic Affairs

Welcome to the lobby. Eleven doors. Mathematics. Comedy. Herbalism. Guidance. The women who built the future, and the women whose work was stolen. One universe pretending to be organised. Please take a number and wait to be called. You will not be called. Nobody will call you. That is the first lesson.

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โš ๏ธ The water cooler dispenses only metaphors
๐Ÿ“‹ Forms must be filed in triplicate. Reality only accepts one.
๐Ÿ”” If the bell rings, it wasn't us
๐Ÿช‘ Please do not sit on the chairs. They are ideas.
๐Ÿ“ž All calls are monitored by your own subconscious
๐Ÿ—„๏ธ Lost & Found: Everything. Nothing is lost. Nothing is found.
The Absurdity Bureau lobby